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Minimize Rekt.
The honest, no-bs playbook for turning small bags into bigger ones across stocks, memecoins and crypto. Built by frogs, for frogs.
Pick your
battlefield.
Three asset classes. Three playbooks. Same brain — discipline beats degeneracy every time.
Stocks
- Buy boring index funds (VOO, VTI) monthly via DCA. Boring = rich.
- Only ~5–10% in single stocks. Pick businesses you'd own for 10 years.
- Reinvest dividends — compounding is the actual cheat code.
- Avoid leverage. Margin calls evict frogs from the pond.
Crypto
- Allocate 70% to BTC + ETH. They survive cycles. Alts mostly don't.
- DCA weekly into a fixed amount. Ignore CNBC. Ignore Twitter.
- Self-custody. Not your keys → not your coins.
- Take profits in tranches: 25% at 2x, 25% at 5x, ride the rest.
Memecoins
- Max 3–5% of total portfolio. Treat it as scratch-card money.
- Set a sell ladder BEFORE you ape. 2x out 50%. Free play after.
- Liquidity > meme. Check LP locks, holders, dev wallets.
- If your friend hears about it before you, it's already late.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE · DYOR · YOU CAN LOSE EVERYTHING
“Markets reward patience and punish certainty.”
The 10
golden rules.
Print this. Tape it above your monitor. Read it before every trade.
Position Size > Conviction
Never risk more than 1-2% of your portfolio on a single trade. Conviction is a feeling. Position size is the actual control.
DCA Always Beats Timing
Studies show 90% of traders lose. Dollar-cost averaging wins by removing emotion and entry-timing risk completely.
Set Exits BEFORE Entry
Decide your sell ladder and stop-loss before you click buy. Once you're in, your brain becomes a worthless advisor.
Cash Is a Position
Holding cash during chop is doing something. The market pays you to be patient. FOMO costs more than missing a pump.
Take Profits, Anon
Unrealized gains aren't real. Sell into strength in tranches. Bear markets erase paper millionaires every cycle.
Diversify Like You Mean It
Across asset classes, not just across tokens. Stocks + index ETFs + BTC + cash + small degen bag = balanced frog.
Trade Your Plan, Not Your Mood
Revenge trading is the #1 portfolio killer. If you're tilted, close the app. The market reopens tomorrow.
Liquidity Over Hype
If you can't exit easily, you don't own an asset — you own a bag. Check 24h volume before you ape.
Fees, Taxes & Slippage
These quietly eat 10-30% of returns. Use low-fee brokers, hold >1yr for tax breaks, track everything from day one.
Time in Market > Timing It
Missing the 10 best days of a decade cuts returns in half. Stay invested. Compound is the closest thing to magic.
The frog
playbook.
A repeatable weekly ritual. Small amounts. Big patience. Zero hopium.
Check, don't refresh
Open your portfolio once a week. Doomscrolling charts every 5 mins doesn't move prices — it moves your sanity.
Auto-DCA your core
Set recurring buys into VOO/VTI for stocks and BTC/ETH for crypto. Same day, same amount, every week.
Rebalance to target
Once a quarter, sell the winners + buy the laggards to return to your % targets. Forces sell-high, buy-low.
Take 25% off doubles
Anytime any holding 2x's, sell a quarter. Recoup capital. The rest is house money. Sleep better.
Journal every trade
Why in. Why out. Lesson. After 50 entries you'll spot your patterns — and they probably suck. That's the gift.
Lines to
live by.
“Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when frogs are quiet.”
“Your worst trade is the one you make to recover the last one.”
“Boring outperforms exciting over any 10-year window. Always.”
“If it requires hopium, it's not a strategy. It's a prayer.”
“The market doesn't reward intelligence. It rewards discipline.”
“Buy when there's blood. Sell when there's hype. Wait the rest of the time.”
What kind
of frog are you?
Answer 5 questions. Get an allocation that fits your actual risk appetite — not the one Twitter says you have.
How long can you leave the money invested?
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